And I'll do it again!
A massive fleet of allies formed to get rid of a hostile Fortizar in Misaba. With over 500 pilots hammering away at the citadel, the enemy didn't even bother to show up, so it felt more like a neighborhood barbecue than a CTA. Guns were firing in sync, comms were filled with casual banter, and the biggest danger was someone spilling their Quafe or falling asleep mid-cycle. That’s when a confused voice broke through the chatter: “Alfred, how the hell are you dead?”
Turns out, Mr. Dinkledonk decided his Vigil didn’t need logi, backup, or common sense. He drifted out of the main fleet like a lone explorer charting new territory and stumbled upon the only hostile pilot in system who promptly reduced him to space dust. To his credit, Alfred proved you can still lose a ship even when the enemy forgets the fight exists.